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[noveldevice]

The text of this post has changed so much that I just wiped it to start over. :) This journal is a combination of locked and unlocked. Enjoy what's visible, stranger, or speak, friend, and I will decide on entry.

Comments

[drusillacrowley.livejournal.com]

Ed? You're a man? I thought you were a woman, funny that since you mention knee-jerking.

[rocza.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is the point where we all get to sit back and point and laugh at you, and note that you are indeed fulfilling our every expectation!

Awesome, normally it takes longer to get here.

[drusillacrowley.livejournal.com]

I'm fulfilling your every expectation am I? So I'm guessing that applies to my parting letter too? ;) You must be very confused, but still glad to hear you laughing.

[elynne.livejournal.com]

*The auditorium is silent. In the middle of the seated crowd, one man stands, and slowly begins to clap. Gradually the clapping is taken up by the others, until eventually the entire audience is on their feet, cheering and applauding.*

[drusillacrowley.livejournal.com]

*takes a bow*

[elynne.livejournal.com]

Tiny jumping spiders, less than a centimeter long, will sometimes respond to being prodded by rearing up on their back four legs, waving their front four legs in the air, and making a proud and prominent display of aggression against opponents thousands of times larger than they are. When noticed, these displays are briefly amusing.

I was going to say that I feel marginally bad about engaging in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent, but it's more like poking at little spiders. On the other hand, while I do have some admiration for the determined (if ludicrously overmatched) fierceness of those tiny arachnids, you're just a fucking moron.

[rocza.livejournal.com]

(And at least spiders can trip arachnophobia responses, too. I mean this? Not so much with the biological flight instinct.)

[suidae.livejournal.com]

Really? You're going to use gender insults?

I'm not sure why I'm surprised, judging by the rest of your interactions here, you continually make assholish comments.

[elynne.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be insulted by, really, other than the "lol u must be a guy or somethin" which is about as insulting as "lol i bet ur feet smellz". The reference to "knee-jerking" displays a perfect trajectory from clueless into completely impenetrable stupidity.

[suidae.livejournal.com]

Eh, there really is nothing to be insulted by in her comment, but she must have seriously thought it was an "OHHHH BURN" moment. How embarrassing for her.