Usually called the doctor. Or the caretaker.

I *love* making suicide M&C with whatever's in the fridge and needs used up. I think it's superb. manintheboat violently disagrees. She wants *one* kind of cheese, and strongly prefers that be something at least moderately normal.
I think it's the best when it has havarti with dill, gorgonzola, and feta in there.

Just replaced dishwasher. What a lousy job. Hope yours goes quickly and in a suitably desiccated manner. Few things more frustrating than a slow leak somewhere invisible under the dishwasher, that only shows up later when the floor starts to mold.