Usually called the doctor. Or the caretaker.

I don't think i'd define it that way for one reason. I have half the genetic structure of an alcoholic (thanks Dad!) which has given me an immense alcohol tolerance but no particular tendency toward alcoholism. The two times I've drunk enough to throw up or pass out (or both), the first time it was 19 glasses of rocket fuel and the other it was two bottles of Krug, six shots of tequila, and a whole bunch of something Danish that I'm pretty sure had the blood of virgins in it. I definitely think I hit the "binge" portion of the evening long before I was actually worshipping the porcelain goddess, those evenings (and others besides).