Usually called the doctor. Or the caretaker.

And even moreso if you're asking someone who weighs 40 kilos (like my ex-gf who would get sloppy drunk on one glass of wine) or someone who weighs 110 kilos (like my mountain-bike-racing buddy who could drink a six-pack and still do handstands.)

Lame question is lame.

I'm reading a book right now about how poorly science is represented, and represents itself, to the public: how tempting it is to cite numbers as facts, when those numbers could very well be correct but not mean anything at all. It's depressing.