Usually called the doctor. Or the caretaker.

Back from Vegas. For souvenirs I brought a Las Vegas Starbucks mug (there's a sort I particularly like and I like having multiple cities of it), a pulled muscle in my neck, and a broken toe.

Sadly, no exciting stories. The pulled muscle was because I had too much crap in my handbag, and the broken toe is because the tub in our room was deeper than my tub at home and I wasn't quite awake getting into it.