Usually called the doctor. Or the caretaker.

This should be entertaining. (And was--I enjoyed going through the list.)

amand_r did it and I got two, so I thought I'd see how embarrassing a selection of music this revealed. (Not too, as it happens.)

You know the deal, music player on random, first lines, I'll cross them out if anyone guesses, etc.

1. Driving away from the wreck of the day, and the light's always red in the rearview.
2. Oh I will not be undersold. The grip is tight, the hand is cold.
3. Ridin' in the bus down the boulevard, and the place was pretty packed. Another one rides the bus, Weird Al. elynne!
4. She grew up in a Indiana town, had a good-lookin' mama who never was around. Mary Jane's Last Dance, Tom Petty. Gotten simultaneously--literally--by cumaeansibyl and obfuscate.
5. This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons. Chiron Beta Prime, Jonathan Coulton. songwind.
6. The first thing I remember I was lying in my bed, couldn't'a been no more than one or two. Late in the Evening, Paul Simon. hugh_mannity! One of my favourite songs ever.
7. Here come ol' flattop, he come groovin' up slowly. Come Together, Beatles. zare_k, and cinema_babe nailed it too before I could cross it out.
8. Words are flowing out like endless rain into a papercup. Across the Universe, Beatles. zare_k
9. I was full of regrets for all the things that I have done and said.
10. Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork) Spam, Weird Al. obfuscate
11. If I have weaknesses don't let them blind me.
12. Though I walk through warm sands in Africa winds will grow soon to storms in Africa.
13. The best I ever did with my life, send just three honest words to you.
14. I'm happy you came to me first before the bubble burst.
15. I was born in the jungle, sickening smell of cinnamon in the air.
16. I never thought I'd die alone. I laugh the loudest, who'd have known. Adam's Song, Blink 182. sparrowinsky
17. Wake up you sleepyhead, put on some clothes, shake up your bed.
18. Cheap shot hacked straight to the eardrum, is it some sick sign of affection Showerhead, Eve 6, songwind.
19. Come to me now, and lay your hands over me. Even if it's a lie, say it will be all right.
20. I'm sittin' in the railway station, got a ticket for my destination. Homeward Bound, Paul Simon. cinema_babe

Is somebody watching Saints-Cards? Can you tell me what happened to Warner? I'm watching the GameCast so I don't get a lot of detail.

Man, my friend Graham is going to be disconsolate. I don't see any way the Saints aren't just running away with this.