Usually called the doctor. Or the caretaker.

my godmother must have been related to your mother. I swear she made that very same tuna casserole. The first time she served it to my mum and I we had a massive argument in the car as to what was in it. Mum said it was chicken, I voted for tuna.

Corned beef from a can and Spam were staples of my boarding school menu. We liked them because they were known quantities, not mystery meat.