Usually called the doctor. Or the caretaker.

So a guy was close-following Genevieve and me up the escalator at the skytrain and then stopped us--without touching us, thank god--and said to me "I just want to say this before I never see you again. You look like a little piece of heaven."

I know he was just, you know, drunk and had shitty boundaries, but I was SO CREEPED OUT.

It is totally cool to compliment a woman on the street if you can do so without being weird, but jesus christ. That was so goddamn creepy. I don't feel complimented. I feel like crawling into the shower with a pint of ice cream and a teddy bear the size of New Zealand.