Usually called the doctor. Or the caretaker.

Still trying to decide exactly how I want to handle this journal and that sort of thing, but in the meantime have an iteration of My Favourite Poem to Parody:

this is just to twitter
(for Aurelia)

I have eaten
the bus
that was approaching
your stop

and which
you were probably
hoping
to ride on

forgive me
it was delicious
so metallic
and so cold